Special Event: Scott Seiss

A comedian, writer, and performer from Baltimore, Scott Seiss has garnered tens of millions of views across social media, earning praise from the likes of Patton Oswalt and LeBron James in the process. A former employee of Ikea himself, he's transformed his real life experience into a viral sensation, skewering with sharp comedic insight the universal frustrations of working in retail. He's performed stand-up at festivals such as SF Sketchfest 2020 and has opened for Josh Wolf, Roy Wood Jr. and Bo Burnham. He can often be found yelling about how men should sit down to pee.

06/29/2022 7:15 PM
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Special EventsOriginally from Baltimore, Scott Seiss has racked up millions of views on social media with his "Angry Retail Guy" sketches. He's headlined comedy clubs across the country and, notably, has opened for Patton Oswalt, Bo Burnham, Roy Wood Jr., and Josh Wolf. He was also recently cast in the upcoming Universal feature film "Cocaine Bear" directed by Elizabeth Banks. With a sharp, silly, and often angry sense of humor, Scott combines everyday observational comedy with a lot of yelling about how men should sit down to pee. You can find more of his work at ScottSeiss.com


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This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

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A comedian, writer, and performer from Baltimore, Scott Seiss has garnered tens of millions of views across social media, earning praise from the likes of Patton Oswalt and LeBron James in the process. A former employee of Ikea himself, he's transformed his real life experience into a viral sensation, skewering with sharp comedic insight the universal frustrations of working in retail. He's performed stand-up at festivals such as SF Sketchfest 2020 and has opened for Josh Wolf, Roy Wood Jr. and Bo Burnham. He can often be found yelling about how men should sit down to pee.