Live Stream: Writer's Block Podcast
Join national touring comedians Steve Gillespie and Robert Baril each week as they invite a new special guest comic to delve deep into their notebooks and share some of the premise and bit ideas they have been working on. The guys attempt to squeeze all of the laughs, chuckles, and maybe even some guffaws out of their guest's undeveloped ideas. Listener's get an exclusive behind-the-velvet curtain look at some of the biggest names in stand-up comedy workshopping material in real time.
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Tue Jan 26 2021, 5:00 PM
Buy TicketsLive Stream: Your Carriage Awaits Podcast
"Your Carriage Awaits" is a weekly exploration into what we're all doing while we wait for our big fucking break. Host Katie Hughes takes us on a weekly trip through hubris and hilarity with a podcast that is as close to her stand-up as she can make it: hilarious and mostly written in advance.
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Wed Jan 27 2021, 5:00 PM
Buy TicketsLive Stream: Monkey Don't Podcast
Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.
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Wed Feb 3 2021, 5:00 PM
Buy TicketsSpecial Event: Michael Blackson
Michael Blackson, aka “The African King of Comedy,” is more than just an American comedy favorite, he’s a global stand-up phenomenon. Born in Ghana, Blackson cut his teeth in Philadelphia’s comedy scene before landing a scene-stealing, breakout role in Ice Cube’s hit film “Next Friday.” Blackson has been on a roll ever since, racking up appearances on BET’s “Comic View,” “Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All-Star Comedy Jam,” and “The Mo’Nique Show.” Most recently Blackson made several appearances on the new seasons of “Wild ‘N Out” and “Hip Hop Squares.”
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 person table = 2 tickets | 4 person table = 4 tickets
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Special Event: Jason Mewes
Known For: "Jay and Silent Bob," "Clerks" & "Dogma"
It's apparent that Jay Mewes, the vocal half of "Jay and Silent Bob," is a toned-down version of his iconic loudmouth character — a fast-talking, foul-mouthed, over-sexed but ultimately harmless guy. Outrageously inappropriate and oddly loveable, Mewes gets down and dirty with his audiences, leaving no raunchy stories untold.
Career Highlights: Roles in anything Kevin Smith has written ("Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Clerks II," "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," and "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"); appearances in "Degrassi," "Comic Book Men," and "@midnight;" cohost of "Jay & Silent Bob Get Old" podcast
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 person table = 2 tickets | 4 person table = 4 tickets
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Live Stream: Hell Gigs Podcast
Hell Gigs is a weekly podcast hosted by New York Comedian Collin Chamberlin. Each week, he talks to fellow comedians about some of the memorably worst gigs they've had. You'll hear stories that are usually saved for the green room or post-show hangouts.
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Wed Feb 10 2021, 5:00 PM
Buy TicketsHelium Presents: Steve Gillespie
A decade into his stand-up career, Steve Gillespie moved from Minneapolis to LA, recently made an appearance on "Conan," and released his critically acclaimed second album, "Alive on State," which reached #1 on the iTunes charts. Prior to that, this gentleman degenerate spent most of his life traveling the country regaling audiences with his delightful self-destruction.
Gillespie’s act is a slaphappy balance of aggression and absurdity, coupled with a delightfully pushy persona and coarse-yet-effective word choice. His hilarious self-flagellation and blistering social commentary has also earned him spots on Fox’s "Laughs," as well as the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and the Boston Comedy Festival. He was a finalist in CMT’s Next Big Comic, a runner up for Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laughfest, and his debut album, "Stever Fever from Rooftop Comedy," was named a top-10 comedy album of the year by ComedyReviews.com.
Gillespie has also had the pleasure of sharing the biggest stages with some of the best comics in the country, including opening appearances for Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinnane, Tom Green, Harland Williams, Doug Benson, Emo Phillips, and Gilbert Gottfried.
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Wed Feb 10 2021, 8:00 PM
Buy TicketsHelium Presents: Zoltan Kaszas
Zoltan Kaszas was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States on July 4, 1991.
At the age of 19, Zoltan was settled into his new hometown of San Diego, California, where he got into the world of stand up. Zoltan’s been seen on Dry Bar Comedy, "Laughs" on FOX, heard on SiriusXM, read about in "The Atlantic," and has won The Seattle International Comedy Competition and The San Diego Comedy Festival.
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Special Event: Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson is too funny to be 25. Her perspective possesses a degree of wisdom that’s typically earned with age. “Being in your twenties is like having a virus,” Taylor quips in one of her beloved standup acts. “You can’t do anything about it. You just have to wait till you get better.”
Taylor’s new hour-long Netflix special, “Quarter Life Crisis,” debuted on Feb. 25, 2020, which added another red-letter win to her already impressive comedic resume. Performances on "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," "CONAN," Comedy Central's "Adam Devine's House Party," and Netflix’s "The Comedy Lineup," as well as a top-ten finish in season 9 of NBC’s "Last Comic Standing," have all endeared Taylor to a national audience. "Variety Magazine" named her one of the Top 10 Comics to Watch at the Just for Laughs Festival, and she’s a regular on "What Just Happened??! with Fred Savage." Taylor has spent much of the last year filling clubs across the country on her own headlining tour.
Along with Delanie Fischer and Kelsey Cook, Taylor also co-hosts "Self-Helpless," an iTunes Top-100 podcast that combines hilarious send-ups of self-help books, trends, and more with genuine explorations and buy-in from the hosts.
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Special Event: Sam Morril
Sam Morril is one of the fastest-rising stand-up comics in New York City and one of the best joke writers in the scene today. He is a regular on Comedy Central’s This Week at the Comedy Cellar, where he appears frequently when not touring cities across the nation. He was named one of Comedy Central’s Comics to Watch in 2011 and has performed multiple stand-up sets on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, The Late, Late Show with James Corden and Conan. He’s also had stints on Last Comic Standing, America’s Got Talent, @midnight with Chris Hardwick, and Inside Amy Schumer.
In February 2020, Morril released his 3rd stand-up special for Comedy Central, I Got This on their YouTube channel and received over 1.5 million views within the first two weeks. Morril then later released it as a comedy album with 800 Pound Gorilla Records.
In 2015, the comedian recorded his debut album, Class Act, with Comedy Central Records, which went to #1 on iTunes and made numerous top 10 lists and appeared on season four of Comedy Central’s The Half Hour. His first one hour special, Amy Schumer Presents Sam Morril: Positive Influence premiered on Comedy Central in 2018.
Morril was the host of his very own show on MSG called People Talking Sports, which ran for two seasons and received an Emmy® nomination. Morril also has a cameo in the Academy Award nominated film, Joker.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)
Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!
Special Event: Margaret Cho | Rescheduled From May 28-31
Known For: "Drop Dead Diva" & Numerous Stand-Up Specials
More than anything else, Margaret Cho is unconditionally, unapologetically herself. A comedian with more than a few albums and specials under her belt, Cho is the champion of debunking taboo subjects like sex, race, world politics, sexual orientation, and womanhood (to name a few) with her unabashed, sure-fire humor.
Career Highlights: Nine comedy specials, two musical/comedy albums; star in off-Broadway "I’m The One That I Want" and historic TV show "All American Girl;" documentary #BeRobin, role on Lifetime's "Drop Dead Diva;" host of TLC’s "All About SEX;" cohost of E!'s "Fashion Police;" contestant on season 11 of "Dancing With the Stars" and "The Masked Singer;" and the winner of countless awards for comedy, acting, and her anti-racism, anti-bullying, homeless, and gay rights efforts.
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)
Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!
Special Event: Ron Funches
Ron Funches is a triple threat. He is an excellent stand-up comedian, actor, and writer.
Ron has built an impressive acting resume. Whether it's lending his voice to projects like "Trolls," "Bob's Burgers," and "Adventure Time." Or his memorable acting roles on "The Goldbergs," "Black•ish," "New Girl," "Transparent," "Powerless," and "Undateable." He even made being a gang member likable in the film "Get Hard."
His personal appearances include "Conan," "The Tonight Show," "@midnight," "Chopped," "Cupcake Wars," and many more.
Ron is a great writer too. His writing credits include "The Eric Andre Show," "Kroll Show," and several television pilots. He currently has a one-hour comedy special on Comedy Central.
Ron is also a pretty solid dad and friend. He lives in Southern California with his son.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)
Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!
Special Event: KevOnStage - Slightly Problematic |Rescheduled From May 17
KevOnStage honed his comedic skills while growing up as a military kid. Who knew that the humor and quick wit he used to keep up with his naturally funny family and to quickly make friends as they moved from city to city, would one day turn into a successful career? Over time, with a comedy style deeply rooted in faith, family, and over-all relatability, KevOnStage has made quite a name for himself on social media! His hilarious content across the various platforms has garnered him hundreds of thousands of followers, millions of views, and subsequently allowed him the chance to flourish in the world of entertainment by writing, directing, and producing for tv and film, helping to grow a booming digital media company, developing and hosting several popular podcasts, and even independently producing The Real Comedians of Social Media tour, which sold out over 50+ cities, worldwide, 2 years in a row. Stay tuned as KevOnStage continues to build his empire and become a household name!
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)
Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!
Sun May 23 2021, 7:30 PM
Buy TicketsSpecial Event: Brad Williams
Known For: "The Degenerates" & Co-host of "About Last Night"
Described by Robin Williams as "Prozac with a head," Brad Williams is a dynamo on the stage, coupling perfect timing with explosive delivery. His ability to make humorous observations on disability, relationships, sex, and race are winning over audiences and proving anyone can overcome their shortcomings.
Career Highlights: His Showtime specials “Fun Size” and “Daddy Issues" and regular on KROQ’s "Kevin and Bean Show" in Los Angeles, as well as "The Adam Carolla Show."
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Special Event: Aries Spears
A true comedic heavyweight, "MADtv" standout Aries Spears always comes loaded with the best impressions in the game and a unique take on everything from sports to current events. Spears released his latest special, "Aries Spears: Comedy Blueprint," in 2016.
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party. Tables are maxed out at 4 people per table. In the event more than four people are attending a show together as a group, you will be separated into multiple tables and these tables will maintain 6-foot social distancing rules.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets
Looking for tips and tricks for how to have the best experience at Helium? Our staff put together this helpful safety video.
Notes
- Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, customers are required to wear masks during entrance and exit of the club, while they wait to be seated, and while using the restroom. However, a mask is not required when customers are eating and drinking at their table.
- Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
- Customers will be able to pay with credit/debit cards at their tables, cash will not be accepted at this time.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. In the event you are asked to leave the premises, your money will be refunded.
If you have questions regarding your safety and the steps we're taking to approach COVID-19, please review our updated FAQ page below:
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office 45 minutes prior to the show.
Special Event: Dan Cummins: Toxic Thoughts Tour
Known For: Host of "Timesuck" Podcast
Increasingly popular stand-up comic Dan Cummins will be playing 40+ cities on his 2020 Toxic Thoughts Tour. He’s releasing his third one-hour stand-up special, "Dan Cummins; Get Outta Here Devil!," in the Spring of 2020.
A stand-up veteran, Dan Cummins has been cracking up audiences with his autobiographical humor and unusual observations for over a decade. The perfect combination of goofy, subtly dark and easily irritated, Cummins comes across as a relatable, average guy, expressing the things every person faces. He has mastered the everyman persona.
Career Highlights: Two specials ("Crazy with a Capital F" and "Don't Wake the Bear"); six comedy albums; appearances on "Conan," "The Tonight Show," and "This is Not Happening;" and co-host of "The Playboy Morning Show"
This show is 21+. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)
Questions? Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page!