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See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Night!

Think you have what it takes to make people laugh?

Open Mic Night is open for signup to new talent as well as seasoned comics. The signup list is posted outside the club from 6:00pm – 7:00pm and the final line-up is posted at 7:30pm in the lounge. The line-up is chosen by random lottery. Please note that you will not be able to sign up in person earlier than 6:00pm.

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Nataly Aukar is a Lebanese-born and raised stand-up comic, actor, and writer based in New York City. Nataly starred in "Sofa So Good," a comedy short film by Noa Osheroff which was an official selection at the Lower East Side Film Festival and the Woodstock Film Festival in 2020. Recently, Aukar was featured on HBOMax’s "PAUSE." with Sam Jay. Her stand-up has been featured at the Brooklyn Comedy Festival and the New York Comedy Festival. She opened for world-famous comedian Gad El Maleh as part of his world tour in DC, Canada, and the UAE, and on Mo Amer’s 2021 tour.

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Rachel Feinstein is a nationally touring comedian and actress. "Huffington Post" called her “the only comedian we’ve seen who can go from embodying her grandmother in one breath and a predatory guy on the street in the next and be equally convincing at both.” She has had three Comedy Central specials, including the most recent one-hour special "Amy Schumer Presents Rachel Feinstein: Only Whores Wear Purple." Rachel recently recurred on the Steven Soderbergh Amazon series "Red Oaks" and on Judd Apatow’s HBO comedy "Crashing." Her past credits include "Trainwreck," "Top Five," "The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore," HBO’s "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver," co-hosting "The View" on multiple occasions, and several appearances on "Inside Amy Schumer." You may also remember Rachel co-hosting alongside Shaq on "Upload with Shaquille O'Neal." Feinstein has also lent her voice to Adult Swim’s "Venture Brothers" and the phenomenally successful "Grand Theft Auto" video game franchise.

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Jason Ladanye is a professional, award-winning sleight-of-hand entertainer who has performed card magic all around the world for the last twenty years. Jason exposes the underground world of cheating at cards and how to beat Las Vegas if you have the skills. He has spent a lifetime mastering this skill set and it’s an experience your guests will never forget.

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DAN DONOHUE is a comedian, actor, and writer from Cape Cod, Massachusetts. He cut his teeth as a stand up in Boston before moving to Los Angeles where he regularly performs at the city’s iconic comedy venues. He can be seen throughout the rest of the country, headlining clubs, seminal indie rooms, and occasionally featuring for comedian and actor Jon Rudnitsky.

He has also opened for Ryan Hamilton and late legend Norm MacDonald, among other names. Dan hosts the podcast Danswers, formerly co-hosted Basket of Cats (with comedian Benton Ray), and is a frequent guest on Soberish with Jessa Reed. He can also be heard on A Closer Look, The Todd Glass Show, Cutting Weight, and more.

In 2020, Dan began to amass a major following on Tik Tok and Instagram by telling jokes while washing dishes. He continues to develop his comedy in various formats for his rapidly growing fanbase.

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Jeremiah Coughlan is a comedian with a very distinct style. Dave Attell recently described him on stage as “someone who looks like he knows everything there is to know about parrots.” He might not know everything about colorful birds but he does have a pretty good idea about how to make folks laugh. He has worked with diverse acts from Melissa Villasenor and Katt Williams to Lionel Ritchie. In December of 2023 he recorded his second live comedy album that is being released by Helium Comedy Records.

With his candid, conversational brand of self-deprecating humor, Jeremiah has become a regular performer at clubs all over the U.S. including Helium Comedy Club. He has been featured on Audible’s comedy series “Sounds Like America” and performed all over the country and internationally at festivals including The SF Sketchfest, The North Carolina Comedy Fest, The Savage Henry Comedy Festival, and The 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival where he was nominated as “Best of the Fest” by the festival’s organizers. In 22’ and 23’ he was a finalist in Portland’s Funniest Person Contest and was Second Runner Up in 2023.

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Ahren Belisle is a software engineer and mental health advocate turned comedian. Born in Northern Ontario with cerebral palsy, Ahren is a mute comedian who uses his phone to deliver jokes. Ahren has over 500,000 followers on social media and has appeared on Kill Tony, JRE and America's Got Talent.

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Cat Ce is a comedian, actress, model, and filmmaker. She fell in love with the performing arts at a young age when she studied dance, music, and martial arts. She produces and headlines her own sold-out comedy show Cat Ce & Friends, and she has performed throughout Southern California at The Icehouse, Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, Hollywood Improv. Cat has also produced and starred in other sold-out comedy shows such Crazy Funny Asians and charity shows for Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals.

In addition, she has been part of numerous film, television, video shoots, and photo shoots. Cat is also a strong supporter of various animal welfare and environmental groups and has devoted her spare time by volunteering at animal shelters.

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The first banana appeared on earth 10,000 years ago. Randy Feltace believes humanity has been in a downward spiral ever since. The only logical solution is a brand new hour of comedy from a felt-faced comedian with an axe to grind.

As seen on Netflix and NBC, Randy Feltace has spent the past 19 years winning awards and garnering critical praise while amassing a huge & devoted following across the globe. Randy has written and performed a dozen solo stand-up comedy shows, released seven comedy specials, played to sold-out crowds around the world and been nominated for Best Comedy at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He made his US television debut on NBC’s Bring The Funny and his comedy specials have become pirated YouTube sensations.

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rmy Veteran and Neonatal ICU Nurse, Greg "G" Williams is expertly trained to save a life or kill a crowd with laughter. Greg became a Nurse in 1998, started comedy in 2007 and has toured, headlining nationally. He created "Nurse's Night Out " in 2013 in San Jose CA., as a tour dedicated to our heroes in the medical field. Whether you’re in the medical field or not, you'll enjoy the best medicine there is....laughter. Greg has shared the stage with such greats like Bruce-Bruce, Brad Williams, Vir Das, Sammy Obeid and Taylor Tomlinson

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Sarah Hester Ross is a Las Vegas headliner, musical comedian, TikTok viral star, and dueling piano player. Sarah has been named “Best Comedian” by the Las Vegas Review-Journal and was featured on “America’s Got Talent.” In 2021, she launched “Sarah Hester Ross LIVE: Music & Comedy” at Notoriety Live in downtown Las Vegas, where she recently recorded an upcoming comedy special.

Sarah is so unique there isn’t a box created to put her in. Yet. With her soulful singer-songwriter chops, she is putting out original music that makes you think Sara Bareilles meets Janis Joplin. Then she turns to her hilarious and unique comedy tunes that have garnered more 1.8 million followers on TikTok, 100k on Instagram, and that has her being compared to comedians like Bo Burnham and Rachel Bloom. Then put her on stage in front of hundreds of people she merges the two boxes to make her own unique entertainment experience. With credits in her one woman music and comedy show, “It’s All A Joke” residency in Las Vegas, you’ve also seen her at Four Funny F*ckers, LA Comedy Club, and The Laugh Factory at the Tropicana Hotel. Now you can she her weekly at The Bar at Time Square at NYNY Hotel, and Casino Piano Bar.

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Matthew Friend is an old soul living inside a 24-year-old comedian/actor/impressionist's body. Matthew graduated from NYU’s Gallatin School in 2020, but his love of comedy and entertainment was sparked when he was four years old. He had watched Austin Powers (yes, as a four-year-old) and started mimicking the characters’ voices—and the rest was history. To date, Matthew has over a million followers on TikTok, Snap, Instagram, Facebook, and across all socials. He has appeared on The Howard Stern Show, MSNBC, the Today Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, NBC’s New York Live TV, Good Day LA, Good Day NY, Good Morning Washington, and WGN. In 2019, Matthew won Kenan Thompson’s Ultimate Comedy Experience at Carolines on Broadway. Matthew performs at corporate events and does stand-up comedy throughout the country. Matthew’s repertoire includes more than 250 impressions ranging from Rami Malek to Timothee Chalamet. His favorite impression at the moment is Jennifer Coolidge. Matt headlined a sold out crowd at Carolines on Broadway as part of Carolines' Breakout Artist Series. Matt has voiced two characters for The Simpsons and is currently in the process of recording original characters for Family Guy. Matt headlined at The Stand Comedy Club as part of the 2022 New York Comedy Festival. Matt is also a Snap Star, one of the fastest rising creators on Snapchat.

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Keith Pedro is a breakout comedian and writer known for his in-your-face persona and razor-sharp humor. As a series regular on CTV's "Roast Battles Canada," he captivated audiences with his quick-witted improvisational skills. With appearances at the prestigious Just For Laughs festival and headlining shows at renowned venues like Massey Hall, Keith has established himself as a rising star. His JUNO Nominated comedy album, "Trillipino," has gained recognition on Kevin Hart's Laugh Out Loud network. As a Second City Alumni, Keith's energetic stage presence and fast-talking swagger have led to sold-out performances at comedy clubs across Canada and the US. Whether headlining at the Halifax Comedy Festival Gala, the Winnipeg Comedy Festival Gala, or co-headlining the Filipino Comedy Tour, Keith continues to deliver unforgettable laugh-filled experiences for audiences worldwide.

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Comedian and Actor Harland Williams is known the world over for his hilarious movie roles and outlandish stand up and sketch comedy routines. From his unforgettable roles in films such as Dumb and Dumber, Something about Mary, Half Baked, Rocketman, Sorority Boys, Down Periscope and so many more.

Harland has been described as a scene stealing actor whose unique portrayals of his characters keep them etched in the minds of filmgoers everywhere. Add to this his incredible stand up comedy routines, which have been seen on Letterman, The Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien, HBO, Comedy Central and everywhere else.

Described as sharp, witty, unpredictable and original; Harland is the true master of joke telling and crowd interaction. His improvisational skills led to him winning the award for best improviser on NBC’s prime time series, ‘Thank God You Are Here’ (available on YouTube).

Harland Williams is the rare comic artist who has managed to master both Stand Up and Sketch comedy and combine them both masterfully into his shows. Fresh, funny and always full of the unexpected, Harland’s incredible shows are not to be missed.

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Arab-American comedian Nasser Al-Rayess, widely known as @naw_sir (or “the 'Shawarma King’), has emerged as an exciting new figure in the comedy world through his comedic prowess and exploration of his Arab-American identity. His honest take on pop culture and news, along with observational humor around identity and popular Arab music, have led him to gain nearly a million followers, views, and likes across his social media platforms. Nasser’s influence, however, extends far beyond the phone screen. His interactive comedy show, “Habiiibi Nights” has toured internationally to Dubai, NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, LA, and beyond. Habiiibi Nights is a testament to Nasser’s fresh comedy, blending humor, Arabic music, and the atmosphere of a traditional Arab gathering that leaves audiences of all backgrounds entertained, humored, and embraced. With an aspiration to revolutionize Arab-American comedy, Nasser is pushing Arab culture into the mainstream, as he continues to captivate audiences on his journey of unapologetic self-acceptance.

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Comedic Cody has been touring the country for 2 years now. Starting off in his hometown of Alta Vista, Virginia, Cody has become a viral household name. With over 4 million Tik Tok subscribers, 200k Instagram followers, and thousands of tickets sold nationwide, he’s hitting the road hard in 2022 with over 25 states on his "Comedic Relief Tour." He’s been on book covers, in magazines, and he is even starting up his new podcast this year. Cody will bring a smile to your face and happiness to your heart.

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After multiple sold-out residencies in New York, drag legend and razor-witted comic Lady Bunny is taking her show on the road. The aptly titled Don't Bring the Kids is a raunchy tour de force, combining singing, comedy, and dancing, sure to make conservatives squirm. Witness what the New York Times says “will have audiences weeping with laughter while groaning in disgust.”

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Leslie Liao is a stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. Audiences around the world have been drawn to her relatable, introspective, and matter-of-fact style of humor which is often anchored around her experiences as a single Chinese-American woman living in Los Angeles. Leslie was recently selected to be a New Face of Comedy at Montreal's prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival 2023, and her debut set on Don't Tell Comedy platforms, “Fixing Straight Men,” debuted boldly on YouTube with clips from her set going viral on Instagram and TikTok. She will next be seen in the new multi-comic standup series on Netflix which will debut on the platform later in 2023. Leslie has toured with some of the biggest names in comedy, including Fortune Feimster, and can often be seen in Los Angeles gracing the stages of The Comedy Store, Hollywood Improv, Laugh Factory, Flappers, and many more.

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Angelo Colina es un comediante venezolano que emigró de Colombia a Estados Unidos en el 2018. Empezó a hacer stand up en Wiseguys Comedy Club (Salt Lake City, Utah) y ahora reside en Nueva York, donde fue co-fundador de Español Please (el cual fue parte del New York Comedy Festival 2021) y Gente Funny (el primer showcase en español en Washington DC). En el 2023 hizo su primer tour con su show ‘Solito’ y acaba de debutar como headliner en el New York Comedy Festival 2023.

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Rhys Darby is an actor, writer, podcaster and stand-up comedian from New Zealand.

Darby first captured US audiences as Murray, the loveable, but ultimately inept manager in HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. He has gone on to star in a plethora of TV and film roles, from Yes Man and Pirate Radio (The Boat that Rocked) to Nigel in the Jumanji reboots. On the small screen he has brought his talents to animations like Voltron Legendary Defender and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and shows like TBS’ Wrecked, The X Files and Lemony Snicket. Most recently he starred as the gentleman pirate, Stede Bonnet in Our Flag Means Death.

Darby is never far from his stand-up roots. His stand-up has been described as a sensational blend of sound effects, characterizations and askew observations. Rhys has five stand-up specials’, Imagine That! (2008), It’s Rhys Darby Night! (2011) and This Way to Spaceship, (2012) and I’m a Fighter Jet (2017) and Mystic Time Bird (2021). This Way to Spaceship was based on his debut novel of the same name, “A loosely autobiographical end of world companion” in 2012. It was number 1 in the international charts for 7 weeks. Darby’s second book, this time for kids, was released in Australia and New Zealand in October 2018. It is called The Top Secret Notes of Buttons McGinty. Darby wrote it for his then 8-year-old son, a reluctant reader, and has been thrilled to hear from kids and parents that they love it! He went on to release another two Buttons books, which thrilled his legions of junior fans.

Rhys’ love of the weird is seen in his stand-up and writing, and for ten years he has had first a radio show, then a podcast on cryptozoology, The Cryptid Factor. Darby was thrilled when approached by Spotify to do a podcast about aliens, Aliens like Us. A regular attendee of alien conferences and stargazer, it was a dream come true. A prolific voice-over artist, kids all over the world hear him in Voltron: Legendary defender, Spirit, TMNT, Boss Baby, Jake and the Neverland Pirates and many more. He also lends his voice to animated films like Trolls, Teen Titans Go, 100% Wolf and Mosley. Darby is excited to lend his voice to the upcoming film That Christmas and the classic story, Badjelly the Witch.

In between his huge adventures Darby is based in Los Angeles with his family where they like to hike, eat tacos and explore the world. You can follow Rhys' life, Facebook.com/rhysdarby.or Instagram @rhysiedarby.

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Known For: "Saturday Night Live" & "Weeds"

Kevin Nealon hits the stage like your favorite uncle telling a story at Thanksgiving: casual, relatable, and with the perfect amount of dry wit and deadpan humor. Nealon has a personality and a conversational style that you can't help but like. His act often wanders from topic to topic and he never misses a punchline.

Career Highlights: YouTube channel "Hiking with Kevin;" appearances in "Man with the Plan," "Glenn Martin," "'Til Death," "Still Standing," and "Champs;" roles in "Happy Gilmore," "The Wedding Singer," and "Grandma's Boy."

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Andrea Jin is a stand-up comedian and writer born in Shanghai, relocated to Canada, and currently based in Los Angeles. She gained recognition in the comedy scene after winning Comedy Album of the Year in 2021 at the Juno Awards from the Canadian Academy of Recording Artists for her solo album 'Grandma's Girl'. She recently made her first late-night TV debut on The Late Late Show with James Corden, was selected as a New Face at the Just for Laugh’s Montreal Festival in 2021, and has performed at several festivals like JFL Northwest, SiriusXM’s Top Comic, Seattle International Comedy Competition, CBC’s The Debaters, and the Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Her writing has been featured on Vice, CBC Comedy, and the Vancouver Sun among other publications.

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Once a midwesterner, Sam Salem is an LA-based comedian known best for fitting in with the youth (read: making up Gen Z slang for his students). When Sam isn’t headlining at clubs and theaters throughout the U.S., he’s creating online videos featuring his uniquely laidback comedic voice, reaching more than 100 million views across platforms. As a result, his comedy has been featured on EllenTV, iHeartRadio, and in national commentary on SportsCenter. Perhaps his most impressive feat, Sam faces his toughest audience when he’s not on stage: high school classrooms.

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Join Roz and her friends for a live stage version of the hit Exactly Right Media podcast "Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez" at the reportedly Here-After at the The Crocodile! There will be some of Roz's signature research, laughs, EVPS, and of course a haunted doll!

And stick around after to take a photo with Roz!

Need more convincing? Here is a recording of a recent live Ghosted!

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Kevin Smith made Clerks 30 years ago and he hasn’t shut up about it ever since. Join the not-so-Silent Bob for an evening of hilarious stories and let Kevin Smith use his mouth on you for money!

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Kelly Ryan is the 2021 winner of Portland’s Funniest and this year will be featuring for Anthony Jeselnik, Bert Kreischer and Whitney Cummings. She co-hosts her podcast NIGHTCOOP with her twin sister Ali.  She started stand up at the age of 17 in NYC. While getting her B.S. in Communication Studies from Texas Christian University, she performed improv for four years and taught at TCU, she got to open for SNL’s Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant, as well as NBC’s Retta and BJ Novak. 

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In this podcast, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into some of the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories amongst themselves and guests. We will talk about silly conspiracies. We will talk about scary conspiracies. We will talk about conspiracies we learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool. And we’ll talk about everything in-between. It's My Momma Told Me – a podcast executively produced by Will Ferrell and the Big Money Players and iHeartPodcast Networks.

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Fiona Cauley uses her quick wit and dark sense of humor to give some insight into what life is like as a disabled female comic. Based out of Nashville, TN, she is a regular at Zanies Comedy Club and any local hotdog stand. She can also be found in Austin, TX dropping into the world-famous Comedy Mothership and as a frequent special guest on KILL TONY. Be sure to catch her rolling through a town near you!

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DoKnow is a young comedian who made his rise through Instagram/TikTok reels and took over the internet. Most known for his funny/crazy thoughts on real life situations, relationships and more. He's also part of Brown Bag Podcast, Figgmunity World and more.

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Melissa Villaseñor broke barriers by becoming the first-ever Latina cast member of Saturday Night Live. A comedic impressions expert, she got her start as a semifinalist on America’s Got Talent. Some of Melissa’s most memorable impressions include Owen Wilson, Lady Gaga, and Dolly Parton.

An accomplished voice actor, she has been part of films such as Toy Story 4 and Wreck It Ralph 2, among dozens of television shows. Melissa was a guest on Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, as well as Hubie Halloween, Barry, Crashing, and Awkwafina is Nora From Queens.

The Independent Spirit Awards tapped Villaseñor as their host in 2021, the same year she headlined a sold-out cross country comedy tour.

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Andy Woodhull has made appearances on "Conan" on TBS and "The Half Hour" on Comedy Central. In 2014, he was the first comedian to make his network television debut on the "Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon." He has also recently appeared on "Comics Unleashed" with Byron Allen, and "Gotham Comedy Live" on AXS. In 2009, he appeared on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham." Andy has appeared at many comedy festivals and contests including, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, The Maui Comedy Festival, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, and The Great American Comedy Festival. He has been featured on the nationally syndicated "Bob and Tom Show," and was a semi-finalist in CMT's "Next Big Comic." He won the Best of the Midwest Competition at Gilda's Laugh Fest in 2010. His 2012 album release, "Lucy," was named top 10 comedy albums of the year by comedyreviews.com. His newest release, “Step Parenting,” spent time in the top 20 comedy albums on iTunes. Andy is a former resident of Chicago, where he was named one of four comedians to watch by the "Chicago Tribune."

He released his latest special, "Pumpkin Spice Season," in 2022 with Helium Comedy Studios.

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Sean Jordan is a stand-up comedian and podcaster who co-hosts the wildly popular podcast All Fantasy Everything and hosts the always-good-news podcast What’s Dank That I’m Stoked On.

Sean also recently made his television debut on The Late Late Show with James Corden! Sean was named Portland’s Funniest Person by Willamette Week Magazine, has written for Comedy Central, and he was named one of the “Comics to Watch” by Splitsider Magazine. In 2019, Sean charted at #2 on iTunes with the release of his debut stand-up album The Buck Starts Here on A Special Thing Records. He is a regular guest and fan favorite on Doug Bensons’ podcast Doug Loves Movies, and you may also have heard him on Professor Blastoff, The Crabfeast, Put Your Hands Together and Alison Rosen is Your Best Friend.

Sean has performed in comedy festivals around the country, including the High Plains Comedy Festival, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and Sketch Fest in San Francisco.

His new special "GIRL DAD" is available on A Special Thing Records and exclusively on Pateon.com/SeanJordan

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Josh Johnson is an Emmy-nominated writer, stand-up, actor, and NAACP award-winner from Louisiana by way of Chicago. He is currently a writer on The Daily Show, and is a former writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he made his late-night debut in 2017. In addition, Johnson is Comedy Central’s ‘most watched comedian ever’ with 40M+ views to date across their platforms.

As a stand-up, Johnson headlines clubs, colleges, and festivals around the world. In 2015, he was named one of Comedy Central’s “Comic to Watch”, in 2016 a “New Face” at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, and in 2018 the winner of the “New York's Funniest” competition at the New York Comedy Festival.

Johnson’s most recent stand-up special, Josh Johnson: Up Here Killing Myself, premiered on Peacock earlier this year to rave reviews touting Josh as a “naturally gifted story teller”. Comedy Central released Johnson’s first hour-long special #(Hashtag) in June 2021.

Johnson’s self-released comedy and music mixtape album Elusive, was described by Vanyaland as “live stand-up observational humor with musical compositions. Both elements wade in and out of political and social waters between the two “arcs” of the multi-genre epic". Johnson also co-hosts the weekly podcast, The Josh Johnson Show (with fellow stand-up Logan Nielsen).

Johnson’s other credits include, CONAN (TBS), @Midnight, Kevin Hart's Hart of The City, The New Negroes, and This Week at The Comedy Cellar on Comedy Central.

Johnson lives in New York and can be seen performing regularly at The Comedy Cellar

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Ring in the New Year with an evening filled with laughter courtesy of Jeff Dye! There's no better place to welcome 2025 than right here at Helium!

10:30 PM Show includes party favors and a champagne toast at midnight!

Couples Package includes:

- 2 tickets to the show
- Prime booth seating in the showroom
- 1 Bottle of Champagne OR Wine
- 1 Dessert

Jeff Dye is a nationally touring comedian, actor, host, prankster, and Bigfoot enthusiast. He stars in NBC's new comedy adventure series "Better Late Than Never." This exciting project follows the travels of Henry Winkler, William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw, and George Foreman as Jeff creates for them the adventure of a lifetime. NBC has fast tracked season two after the show became a smash hit!

Dye has performed on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," finished 3rd on "Last Comic Standing," and has had his own "Comedy Central Presents" special. In previous years he has starred on numerous TV projects, including "Money from Strangers," "Girl Code," "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," as well as NBC's "I Can Do That" - a one hour comedy variety series that puts six of America's brightest entertainers to the test as they compete to showcase their talents with breathtaking and unique acts, featuring skills they didn't even know they had. Jeff's latest album "Live from Madison" is exclusively playing on Sirius XM and will soon become available in wide release.

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Jared Freid is a comedian based out of New York City by way of the Boston suburbs. His comedy is current and reflects the ordinary daily thoughts of everyone you know, especially if everyone you know is a millennial, obsessed with dating apps, trying to be a real adult, and worried about their body. (For the record, Jared’s mom thinks his body is “just fine”)

Jared’s set has been honed at clubs and colleges all over including the Comedy Cellar, Caroline’s, Gotham, and Stand Up New York and he headlines regularly at Mohegan Sun. He also just had the honor of performing at the 2017 “New Faces” showcase at the 35^th annual Just For Laughs Festival in Montréal.

He’s also been featured on TruTV's "NFL Full Contact,” MTV's "Failosophy,” NBC’s “The Today Show,” and AXS TV’s "Gotham Comedy Live." He’ll next be seen in MTV’s “Vidiots” where and he and other comedians brutally dissect the latest music videos.

His weekly "JTrain Podcast" is booming. It’s over 425,000 subscribers, regularly in the iTunes top 100, and has a cult following of loyal fans. It’s been called “A 'Dear Abbey' for Dudes,” which is why tons of women tune in religiously.

Jared’s fans also seek out his voice in the online publishing world. He’s written for TotalFratMove, BroBible, Betches, LuvThis, and HeTexted. His columns delve into everything from sports to the pitfalls of dating. His writing has both sides of the aisle nodding their head while thinking, "I've been on the toilet way too long."

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James Adomian is a comedian and actor who is well-known for his characters and impressions. He can currently be seen regularly performing on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!, and was also seen recently playing Richard Nixon on the Hulu series HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART II, the follow-up to the seminal Mel Brooks film. He’s also known for playing Bernie Sanders in the hit project TRUMP VS BERNIE, which resulted in a sold-out international tour, a #1 comedy album (TRUMP VS BERNIE: LIVE IN BROOKLYN), and two hour-long comedy specials on Fusion. He also interviewed Bernie Sanders (as Bernie Sanders) on his podcast The Underculture. As an actor, James has been seen in numerous feature films and TV shows, and he is a sought-after voiceover actor, with recurring roles in many animated shows, including HARLEY QUINN and its spinoff KITE MAN: HELL YEAH (as Bane), LOONEY TUNES, KRAPOPOLIS, BOB’S BURGERS, REN & STIMPY, BOJACK HORSEMAN, and so many more! His 1-hour comedy special PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE from 800 Pound Gorilla is now streaming on YouTube, and he tours at clubs and festivals all around the country.

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Ken Flores is a Chicago-based stand-up comedian known for his unfiltered and unapologetically humor. A rapidly rising star in stand-up comedy thanks to his hilarious TikTok and Instagram reels. His unique jokes and quick crowd work have helped him accumulate over 300,000 followers across the world! Ken’s laid-back stage presence and off-the-wall comedy has been called refreshing and wild.

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Kyle Kinane is a comedian from Addison, Illinois. According to Wikipedia, he is a notable person from that town. Other notable residents of Addison have been the boxer Leon Spinks and a woman who wrote poetry about Beanie Babies.

Raised in such a cultural fondue pot as this, it was natural for Kyle to find his way from warehouse work into show business. As a comedian, he has been seen on Conan, The Tonight Show, Netflix’s “The Standups,” and three of his own hour-length specials on Comedy Central. As an actor, he’s been in the Judd Apatow series “Love” and truTV’s “Those Who Can’t.” He was also on “Drunk History,” where he unfortunately wasn’t acting. As a voice-over actor, he was the former voice of Comedy Central for 8 years and currently plays Bullet on the Netflix series “Paradise PD.” He is also cohost of the Boogie Monster podcast along with Dave Stone, and the streaming show “Hey Girl” with Matt Braunger. As a musician, he has done nothing, as he is not a musician.

Kyle’s most recent standup work, “Trampoline In A Ditch,” was recorded at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin and was released on 800 LB Gorilla Records in 2020. The album was accompanied by an animated short, produced by Meister.

“When you’re here, you’re family.”

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With over a billion streams across his 8 albums, Chad Daniels is one of the most listened-to comedians of all time. A Minnesota native, Chad has spent over 20 years touring the country, bringing his sharp wit to audiences nationwide. He’s made 6 late-night appearances is one of only 13 comics ever featured on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. Chad’s latest special, EMPTY NESTER, was shot in his hometown of Minnesota and recently premiered on Netflix. Chad co-hosts the podcast PRETEND PROBLEMS with his girlfriend Kelsey Cook, as well as Middle of Somewhere with his buddy Cy Amundson.

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South Carolina native, stand-up comedian, and funeral director Shuler King knew he was destined to be an entertainer at an early age. Comedy may be his passion but he doesn't want to let his chosen profession affect his family's funeral business, so he works there when he's not touring. He's had videos go viral worldwide making it clear that the future is very bright for this talented comic.

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Beth Stelling is a comedian, writer and actress based in Los Angeles. Her new Netflix special “If You Didn’t Want Me Then” topped every ‘Best of 2023’ list. Her half-hour special is also on Netflix in the first season of The Standups. Conan O'Brien produced Beth’s previous hour special for HBO Max called “Girl Daddy.” Beth has been a writer for the following television series: Rick and Morty, Strange Planet, The Last O.G., I Love You America with Sarah Silverman, Another Period and Crashing on HBO. She’s a sought-after punch-up writer for feature films following her success as an on-set writer for the Universal hit, Good Boys. She has guest starred on Amazon’s Red Oaks, Corporate on Comedy Central, and she played Ms. Fish on the Peacock comedy Rutherford Falls.

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Liza Treyger is a stand-up comic who most recently was seen in the Judd Apatow movie King of Staten Island and HBO's Pause w/Sam Jay. She has Netflix and Comedy Central half-hour specials and has appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Chelsea Lately, @midnight, Lights Out with David Spade, This is Not Happening and many more fun things and in Horace and Pete. She is the co-host of the podcast That's Messed Up an SVU podcast and host of her own podcast Enemies. What makes her most proud is she regularly performs at The Comedy Cellar and The Comedy Store.

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Traumas es el la nueva hora de standup del comediante Nacho Redondo donde no solo explorará sus propios demonios psicológicos con la audiencia, sino que integrará los traumas del público para hacer de este show una gran terapia grupal que no le funcionará a absolutamente nadie.

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Fahim Anwar is a Los Angeles-based standup comedian, actor and writer. Fahim is touring on the heels of his third stand up special, “House Money.” His previous special "Hat Trick" filmed at the World Famous Comedy Store was named one of the best specials of the year by the LA Times. The New York Times has listed Fahim as a "Most Promising Future Star." He's appeared on CONAN, LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS and performed at the prestigious Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. His recent FILM/TV credits include WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT opposite Tina Fey, NEIGHBORS, DRUNK HISTORY to name a few. Fahim served as head writer and starred on a sketch show special for Comedy Central with his comedy group (GOATFACE) which includes Hasan Minhaj from THE DAILY SHOW, Aristotle Athiras of SNL and Asif Ali of WANDAVISION. Off the success of the sketch show special, Fahim was named by Variety Magazine as one of 2019 Comics to Watch, and has been a popular guest on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast as well as WTF with Marc Maron.

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Ryan Long is an NYC Comedian who has amassed more than 100 million views with his viral digital shorts, and is currently the host of popular podcast "The Boyscast." He was the creator, star, and showrunner of CBC Comedy's hit digital series "Torontopia" and "THAT GUY," as well as BITE TV's series "Ryan Long is Challenged." Ryan has released two cutting edge standup specials, headlines clubs across North America, and he has performed at the Just for Laughs festival, NXNE, Sirius XM’s Top Comic, and has appeared on MTV, Netflix, and NBC as well as others. Ryan moved to America from Toronto, in 2019 and has quickly become a staple in the NYC club scene, the podcast scene, and comedy at large.

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Craig Robinson most notably portrayed acerbic Dunder-Mifflin employee Darryl Philbin on the Emmy-winning “The Office” on NBC. He is definitely a world away from his original career intentions; before deciding to pursue his comedy career full time, Robinson was a K-8 teacher in the Chicago Public School System. It was while he was studying education in Chicago that he also discovered his love of acting and comedy when he joined the famed Second City Theatre.

As a stand-up comedian, Robinson first made his mark in the comedy circuit at the 1998 Montreal Just For Laughs Festival. That year, he also won the Oakland Comedy Festival

Awards and the Miller Genuine Draft 1996 Comedy Search. He soon went on to perform his act on “The Jimmy Kimmel Show" and “Real Time with Bill Maher.” Now headlining venues and festivals across the country, he does both solo acts as well as full-band sets – “The Nasty Delicious” – tying together his lyrical comedy with his finesse at the piano. Whether Robinson shows up with just his keyboard or his seven-man band, the clubs are packed to the brim with raucous laughter and musical comedy.

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Show And Tell present

SARAH KEYWORTH: MY EYES ARE UP HERE

UK stand-up star Sarah Keyworth makes their North American tour debut, bringing their smash-hit show to a venue near you in March 2025.

My Eyes Are Up Here is one of the most talked about stand-up shows of the last year, racking up a string of awards and selling out theaters all across their native UK, and Australia.

Winner of the Most Outstanding Show at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2024.
International New Faces of Comedy at Just For Laughs Festival 2023.
Star of UK shows Live at the Apollo (BBC), Mock The Week (BBC) and more.
Guest star on Off Menu and The Guilty Feminist podcasts.

‘Achingly funny’- The Herald ★★★★★
‘Gales of laughter’ – The Guardian ★★★★
‘Utterly engaging’ The Telegraph ★★★★

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Alyce Chan is a writer, producer, and stand-up comedian with international acclaim. She has performed at notable venues like The Stand and New York Comedy Club, and was a finalist at the Boston Comedy Festival in 2023. Creator of the popular parenting platform MOMCOMNYC, Alyce has been featured on media outlets such as ABC, The Drew Barrymore Show, New York Live and Hulu. Her comedy blends relatable humor about parenthood with a warm stage presence.

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Kelsey Cook is the daughter of an international yo-yo champion and a professional foosball player, which made for a humor-filled life at a young age. She made her late-night debut on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon," followed by "A Little Late with Lilly Singh" on NBC. Her other television appearances include Comedy Central’s "This is Not Happening," AXS TV Presents' "Gotham Comedy Live," FOX's "Punchline," Fuse's "Uproarious," and MTV's "Greatest Party Story Ever."

Kelsey has spent the last five years touring in over 60 cities across the country. She splits her time between Los Angeles and New York where she is a regular at The Comedy Cellar, The Stand, Gotham Comedy Club, The Laugh Factory, and the Comedy and Magic Club. Kelsey also co-hosts the "Self-Helpless" podcast with fellow comedians Taylor Tomlinson and Delanie Fischer. It can regularly be found on the iTunes Top Comedy Charts and has featured guests like Brian Regan, Michael Bublé, Whitney Cummings, Tan France, and Bert Kreischer. When Kelsey isn’t doing stand up, she is probably at a local bar, hustling people who don’t know she is a world champion foosball player.

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Author, columnist, and comedian Steve Hofstetter is often called the hardest working man in show-business. With all due respect to the late James Brown.

Hofstetter's national TV debut came on ESPN's Quite Frankly, where Stephen A. Smith yelled at him for three minutes. Hofstetter has also appeared on CBS' "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson", Showtime's "White Boyz in the Hood", VH1's "Countdown", Sundance's "On the Road in America", and ABC's "Barbara Walter's Special", where he thankfully did not cry. He is the host and executive producer of "Laughs" on Fox networks, where he only cries occasionally.

One of the top booked acts on the college circuit, the original writer for collegehumor.com has also released six albums. Hofstetter has written humor columns for the New York Times, SportsIllustrated.com, and NHL.com, where he publicly admitted to being a Ranger fan.

After hosting Four Quotas on Sirius Satellite Radio for two seasons, Hofstetter moved to broadcast radio, and his Sports Minute (Or So) was syndicated on over 170 stations and in over 30 newspapers. Hofstetter's second live comedy album ("Cure For the Cable Guy") reached #20 on Billboard's comedy charts. His third album ("Dark Side of the Room") was the first ever pay-what-you-want" comedy album, since people were going to steal it anyway. His fourth album consisted of an hour of 100% ad-libbed material, which is, frankly, nuts. And his fifth album hit #1 on iTunes' comedy charts, which is also a bit nuts.

Hofstetter's brutal tour schedule consists of over 100 colleges and dozens of clubs every year, and is fueled by an immense online popularity, tons of press, and a Prius with great gas mileage. He reached 200,000 friends on Facebook (still the world record), 400,000 more on MySpace, and high shelves in grocery stores.

While Hofstetter's live shows are routinely sold out, he is best known for his writing, first published at age 15, mainly to impress girls. At 18, he co-founded "Sports Jerk of the Week", an irreverent website featured by press like USA Today's Baseball Weekly, Sports Illustrated and CNN. And at 20, Hofstetter took a year off of school to head up web content for the New York Yankees. The Yankees won the World Series that year, which would have been wonderful if they hadn't beaten Hofstetter's Mets. Yes, he's also a Mets fan. Poor kid.

While an undergraduate at Columbia University, Hofstetter was a well-read columnist for the Columbia Daily Spectator and a voice of the Lions. After a summer writing for Maxim, ESPN, and Sports Illustrated for Kids, Hofstetter syndicated his column in several newspapers.

Without his glasses, Hofstetter also looks a great deal like Michael Rappaport.

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Felipe Esparza is a comedian and actor best known for his multiple stand-up specials, winning Last Comic Standing and his recurring roles on “The Eric Andre Show”, “Superstore”, and “Gentefied”. He’s also the host of a popular podcast called “What’s Up Fool?” that has been running for 10 years.

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Steven Ho is a retired ER tech who has found a new career path as a comedian. Originally from California, Ho spent over a decade working in emergency medicine, using his quick thinking and problem-solving skills to save lives and help those in need. However, Ho also had a passion for comedy and entertaining, and he began performing stand-up comedy in his free time.

Over time, Ho’s comedy career began to take off, and he found himself booking more and more shows. Eventually, he made the difficult decision to retire from his work in the medical field and focus on his comedy full-time. He has since performed at comedy clubs and festivals all over the country.

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Jordan Jensen started comedy in upstate NY before moving to Nashville TN, where she spent a year working for clubs and taking her comedy on the road in her pickup truck. Jordan now co hosts the podcast "Bein' Ian with Jordan" with comedian Ian Fidance and her first half hour special, presented by GaS Digital Media, is available on her YouTube channel. Most recently, Jordan was featured on Vulture’s “The Comedians You Should and Will Know in 2023”.

Jordan’s stand-up has been featured on "The Late Late Show with James Corden", “Comedy Central Features” and “Don’t Tell Comedy”. In 2021, Jordan was named the first female comic to win “NY’s Funniest Stand Up” at the NY Comedy Festival. She now lives in Brooklyn NY and is a regular at the renowned Comedy Cellar. Her comedy consists of tales of her bizarre upbringing, highly unconventional family, and filterless confessions of her time on this filthy planet.

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Don McMillan was most recently featured on America’s Got Talent where he came in the TOP 12 and performed in the Finals! The Comedian/Engineer’s show features lots of graphs and charts earning rave reviews from America and ALL the judges – even Simon Cowell!

After 15 years in the High Tech World, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he was the Comedy Grand Champion on "Star Search". Don's been seen on "The Tonight Show", "HBO", and the "Comedy Central". These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, IBM, Ford Motors, Exxon/Mobil and Amazon. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network. Currently, you can check out his ALL his internet hits at his website “TechnicallyFunny.com”.

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Native Metro Detroiter, Joe Dombrowski took the world by storm in 2017 with a viral April Fools’ Day spelling test prank that landed him multiple appearances on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Don't get it twisted though! It takes at least 20 years to be an overnight sensation! Joe has been doing stand up comedy since he was eight years old in his third grade talent show. He's never stopped! Since Joe rise to fame, he has been traveling the globe with his stand-up comedy which often highlights his outrageous family dynamics and of course his time as a former elementary school teacher. Joe has been featured as a headlining act at the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, The New York comedy festival and the Netflix Is a Joke Fest. Joe is also incredibly humbled to be hosting a monthly show at the world famous Comedy Story in Los Angeles. When he’s not getting creative on stages and screens, Joe spends his time in Seattle, Washington producing his podcast “Social Studies” with his good friend and high school history teacher, Gaspare Randazzo, where they recap outlandish stories from fans all over the country.

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