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Comedian and Actor Harland Williams is known the world over for his hilarious movie roles and outlandish stand up and sketch comedy routines. From his unforgettable roles in films such as "Dumb and Dumber," "Something about Mary," "Half Baked," "Rocketman," and so many more. Add to this his incredible stand up comedy routines, which have been seen on "Letterman," "The Tonight Show," "Conan," HBO, Comedy Central and everywhere else.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

See the best local comics at Helium Comedy Club's Open Mic Extravaganza!

Interested in getting on-stage? Visit us here for more info!

This show is 21+ (18+ with parent). Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Calling all new and seasoned comics! Join us Wednesdays between 5pm and 8pm for happy hour food and drink, camaraderie, and to workshop your material with fellow comedians. We’ve hand-picked established comics to hang out for one-on-one sessions with newer comics, providing feedback on your work.

Free admission to the evening’s homegrown show is included as a perk for all participants, calendar permitting. Happy Hour specials may vary.

Bloc Dates / Veteran Comedians

• 9/20 - Barbara Holm and Brandon Lyons
• 9/27 - Jason Traeger and Andie Main

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Top comics, top secret. This one's for the real comedy superfans. We've hand-picked some of our favorite stand-up comics from around the country to perform secret, one-off shows right here at Helium. Who do we have lined up? We're not saying, and you won't find out until they hit the stage. So take a chance, roll the dice, and join us for some serious laughs!

Hints for September 27th:

• Was named a Comedy Central Comic to Watch
• Recently appeared on Chris Hardwick's @Midnight
• Is currently writing for and starring in a new Netflix comedy series

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Todd Glass' comedy is often satirical, sometimes irreverent but always funny. Todd has appeared on such shows as "Tosh.0," "Louie," "The Daily Show," and "Conan," in addition to his own one hour Netflix special. Ever the road warrior, Todd has toured with the likes of David Cross, Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, and Sarah Silverman. You can listen to him weekly on his podcast: "The Todd Glass Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Lez Stand Up started with a magical idea in Kirsten Kuppenbender's brain and has turned into a magical reality for Portland (and select cities)! Feminist, Lesbian, Funny, and Terribly Good-Looking; Lez Stand Up is the only Troupe of its kind!

Featuring: Marita DeLeon, Barbara Holm, Carlos the Rollerblader, Bob Wolf, Laura Anne Whitley, and Portland's Funniest Person Caitlin Weierhauser!

Hosted by: Kirsten Kuppenbender

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime) and are $12 in advance, $15 at the door.

Steve Rannazzisi is one of the funniest stand-up comics working today, having honed his craft as a regular at the world famous Comedy Store in L.A. for over a decade. Known best as Shiva-blasting commissioner Kevin McArthur from the hit FXX show "The League," Rannazzisi has two well-received hour-long Comedy Central specials to his name, "Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild" and "Breaking Dad."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

WWYT?" is a Live Comedy Show featuring some of the best comedians around talking about dating, relationships and all the mistakes in between. After a few performances the comics will be avaliable to discuss everything from sweet written letters to unsolicited NSFW pics. The audience is encouraged to share messages, pictures and stories of everything. There will be a projector for all of us to share. Come join in the debauchery in a power point format Standup and learn a little bit more about human sexuality. The first LIVE show in Portland!

Featuring: Joanne Schinderle, Tyler Smith, Chris Ettrick, Andrew Rivers, Carl Lee, and maybe a few surprises!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Dan Cummins is a stand-up vet whose goofy, autobiographical style of comedy has made him a favorite in clubs around the country. Cummins' hour-long Comedy Central special "Crazy with a Captial F" is a network favorite, and his recent appearance on "This Is Not Happening" is a can't-miss. Since 2012, Cummins has served as the host of "The Playboy Morning Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

David Spade is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, musician, dancer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt,Joe Dirt 2, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Loose Cannons is a comedy showcase featuring some of the most hilarious and unique misfits, wildcards, new additions, experimental types, and lesser-known gems from Portland's vibrant, ever-growing comedy scene and beyond! It is hosted by "Manic Pixie Dream Boiz" Tim Ledwith and Alex Rios.

Featuring: Jon Washington, Marina Math, Sam Miller, Summer Azim, and Phil Schallberger!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Brian Posehn is a multi-talented writer, actor and comedian. He is the co-writer for Marvel's "Deadpool," and hosts "Nerd Poker," a podcast where fellow comedians play Dungeons and Dragons. He's starred in Comedy Central's "The Sarah Silverman Program," has three comedy albums and is one of the original members of the "Comedians of Comedy." He's also appeared on many sitcoms such as "Seinfeld," "Everybody Loves Raymond," "Community," "New Girl" and "The Big Bang Theory."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Christopher Titus is best known for his autobiographical TV show "Titus." A veteran of the comedy industry, Titus has the unique ability of turning dysfunctional family dynamics into a badge of honor. He is raw, real and most of all, funny. His specials are set more like a play than a comedy show. He has guest-starred on "Rizzoli & Isles," "The Exes," and "CSI: Miami." Everyone walks out of a Christopher Titus show knowing him and loving him.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Ray William Johnson is a comedian and actor living in Los Angeles.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Rod Man's uproarious yet relatable brand of stand-up has earned him the admiration of comedy fans from coast-to-coast. Rod Man quickly became one of the most in-demand comedians in the country following his first place finish on "Last Comic Standing" in 2014, and has racked up appearances on "ComicView," "The Tonight Show," and "The Mo'Nique Show."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Beth Stelling is a stand-up comedian, writer and actress based in Los Angeles, who Time Out Magazine names a Comic to Watch in 2016. Beth made her late night television debut on "Conan." In 2014, Beth appeared on "@Midnight," "Chelsea Lately," and "The Pete Holmes Show." She most recently performed stand-up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," after Jimmy saw her at UCB and approached her personally.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Buckle up for a no-holds-barred, head-to-head Roast Battle between some of Portland's funniest comics! Matchups and order are chosen by random lottery drawing for a 3-round bracket-style tournament. The audience picks each round's winner! The championship round will be a 3-way battle for the title of Helium's Dirty Dozen Roast Battle Champion!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Named one of the "25 Funniest People in America" by Entertainment Weekly Magazine, Dave Attell's caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic's comic." But if you ask Attell, he'd say, "I'm just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” on LIVE 95.5 in PORTLAND, and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

The Hodgetwins are taking the show on the road! For years, you have watched them on their various YouTube channels and laughed until your stomachs were in knots. Just imagine that same reaction...doubled! If you thought they were funny online, just wait until you see them in the flesh. And don’t worry, everything that you have come to love about them - their edgy, unfiltered comedy is exactly what they are bringing to this show. So if you are ready for a night of unforgettable laughs, be sure to cop your ticket today!

VIP Ticket includes post show meet & greet

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

What do questions like "What are my parents hiding from me?", "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?", and "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?" have in common? They're all potential jokes that can be heard on our brand-new show, Comics Against Humanity! A show that brings the beloved and horribly amazing game "Cards Against Humanity" to life!

Watch as the best local comedians improvised their sets on the spot using cards from the game as inspiration!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

4:00pm - 7:00pm dog adoption / donation drive
7:30p showtime

-SUFP Foundation

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CEO of Nerdist Industries, Chris Hardwick is a true comedy geek, and his enthusiasm comes across in everything he does. Hardwick's comedy is silly and cerebral. He is the host of the Nerdist Podcast, the host of "The Talking Dead," "The Talking Bad," and Comedy Central's "@Midnight."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Comedian and actor Owen Benjamin is known for leaving audiences in stitches thanks to his unique blend of stand-up and musical comedy. He's opened for the likes of Nick Swardson and Dave Attell; appeared in films such as "The House Bunny," "Jack and Jill," and "Staten Island Summer;" and performed stand-up on "Inside Amy Schumer" and "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

A comedian, actor, writer and producer, Tony Rock is a man of many talents. The younger brother of Chris Rock, Tony is a bona fide comedy star in his own right, with credits ranging from the box office hit, "Think Like a Man" to the BET favorite, "Real Husbands of Hollywood," to his own Comedy Central Presents special. Rock is currently the host of BET's "Apollo Live," and "All Def Comedy Live."

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Comedy and writing partners Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan and Corey Ryan Forrester are ready to meet the people. You've seen Trae’s Liberal Redneck viral videos, you've read their weekly blog and now you'll see them at their best - performing stand up comedy.

The VIP Package preferred seating plus access to VIP meet & greet after the show!

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)

Joey “Coco” Diaz is one of the best storytellers in all of stand-up comedy. His ferociously savage, expletive-laden tales are a cornerstone of his hit podcast “The Church of What’s Happening Now” and have earned him numerous appearances on “The Joe Rogan Experience” and Ari Shaffir’s “This Is Not Happening” on Comedy Central. Diaz’s long-awaited first special “Socially Unacceptable” was released on Seeso in 2016.

This show is 21+. Tickets will be available for pick up at the box office prior to the show (they are generally available 1.5-2 hrs prior to showtime.)